I love to call my cat weird and stupid names. Here's a few I called her in the past.
Tuesday I called her Ducky.
Yesterday I called her Wormy.
Today I'm calling her Biscuit.
Tomorrow I'm going to call her Weirdo!
....she's going to go berserk!!!!
Oops...I have a knack of always putting my finger in front of the camera which ends in this.